HERE COME THE MOTHER FUCKING FUZZ

As you probley can see my blog is about the greatest movie ever made entitled HOT FUZZ! Before I get started though I will like to do a bit of an update so here it goes:

• To add to my list of facial hair I have to add in the Fu man Chu, for all of the people who are not educated in beards and mustaches like I am a fu man chu are the really long stashes that are popular in Asia. I wonder if you can get a degree in facial hair. "I have a PHD in medical studies on the human and animal brains" "Well I have a PHD in facial hair" that sounds like the beginning of one great conversation.




• Yesterday I went bowling again with Ross and Grant and it was fun not as fun as before though and I did not see Scott I did not think that I would because it is near possible that I would see him again but he might have some crazy craving for ice cream and be there again but he was not :(




• On Thursday I went to see the Fringe Fest and saw a sketch comedy show by Good Game called "KH" and it included Craig Scorgie, David Horn, Nick Chnoiski (sp wrong), Amber something, and Erik Donburg and I went to see it with Grant, Ross, and Ross' Mum (yes there is a bit of a pattern there) anyways it was the best thing ever and it was sooooo funny.




• Then on Wed I hung out with a friend and I bought a CD by the band MGMT and the CD is wonderful go out and buy it I LOVE IT!!! If you get it at Sunrise it is only $11.11 and you get a free slice of pizza with it. We also watched 2 movies we rented one which were Awake and Shoot 'em up. Awake was pretty good after the first 30 min, and Shoot 'em up (my pick) was good I quite liked it 1 hour and 20 min of mindless violence can't be wrong, and all of the stuff was ridiculous that happened in it, I happen to like Hot Fuzz better though.




• One last thing that I would like to vent about is this new movie coming out that is called The Rocker now what is up with this cast, there is something that is a little fishy about it. Anyways I was going to put comparison pictures up but I could not find any so this is how it goes. Rainn Wilson is way too much like Jack Black in it he even does the pertained leg kick, that other fat guy in the band is way too much like Jonah Hill they look like each other although I think that Jonah is cuter and they even are talking the same way like he did in Superbad, and the girl in the band is way too much like Jules from Superbad ( I know it is the same person I am just jk) so why cannot they get a good cast instead of this stupid one and not take look a likes of actors when they should get get the real thing. Secondly that girl who is like "I still would be the prettier child" or what ever she says is the ugliest thing I have ever seen and she scares me bad, If I had a child that turned out looking like that I would drive to the desert and leave her there where she will have to survive all by her self like Bear Grylls.
  
  Ok So I am done with that now on to the big guns.

PART i : Discovering Hot Fuzz

So it has been about a year now since I first watched this movie, it was a summer's day and I was going to go over to Kale's house for a get together to watch movies and play guitar hero and what not. So I was so stoked to go watch Hot Fuzz because I wanted to see it in theaters but then forgot about it and then the DVD came out and then I was all like I want to see that and then he was like do you want to come over and watch Hot Fuzz so I was like HELLS YES! Anyways long story short I slept in and was 2 hours late for the party. When I got there I was only able to see the last half hour of the movie but that was enough for me to fall in love with the movie. Unfortunately I had to watch the whole movie of Bride of Chucky (come on why couldn't I be late for that movie and not Hot Fuzz?) anyway I managed to survive threw Chucky with the help of Hot Fuzz being in my system. So after I left home I went on the computer and looked up to see if I could find Hot Fuzz which I did and I watched the whole thing and I fell in love with it and after that I watched it every day for probley about 2 weeks. After that it had sunk into my system and I could not stop talking about it everything was Hot Fuzz that came out of my mouth that I thought that I wrote and that I sung. Some people have fire in there eyes but when I got Hot Fuzz in my eyes there was no way back. So yea I needed a copy of this desperately and so much desperately had to make a stop in rogers video in Ottawa to see if they had it which they did not. So eventually I got it and then i found out like two weeks later after I got it the special edition with 2 extra disks of bonus features came out and I still have not bought it but I most likely will.

Part ii: Falling In Love With Simon Pegg

I do not know how long it took me to process but after a while of watching this movie I had grown to fall in a deep loving state in which I have grown a huge liking to the star of the movie Simon Pegg who plays Sgt. Nicholas Angel (or Angle if you happened to pick up that issue of the Sandford Citizen). So I love this man very much now and I hope to meet him sometime in my life time, actually if there was a chance that was given to me where it was I could spend a day with Simon Pegg but I would have to die the next day I would take the offer. Which makes my love for him grow is that his birthday is Feb.14, 1970 and my birthday is Feb.13 1990, we are one day and 20 years apart how crazy is that! Although he is 20 years older then me it is ok it is not much of an age difference the one fact that is getting in the way is that he is married : ( But I can be like Eve Draper and he can be like Martin Blower. I even took a break from Hot Fuzz because not being with him made me very sad.

Part iii: Taking About Hot Fuzz In Yearbook Class

So there were people around in yearbook class and then we got this assignment called Radio South where we would make pod casts and it was the best thing ever and Emma, Abeer, and my pod casts were amazing which we did on movies so of course we had to talk about Hot Fuzz in our pod cast and pretty soon I started to talk about Hot Fuzz to everyone and by everyone I just mean Craig Scorgie so we would talk about Hot Fuzz and our favourite parts and our favourite lines and everything and then I came up with this wonderful idea about a facebook group untitled if 1000 people join this group Sarah Davies will get a Hot Fuzz tattoo so that has yet to happen I have not made the group but I am defiantly thinking about it so then we were coming up with Hot Fuzz tattoo ideas. The idea that I came up for as a tattoo idea was this But Craig S. assured me that that was a tarible idea for a tattoo and suggested that I got one image from Danny Butterman's flip book (note pad) which was this

which i guess is better but I would probley have it so people would summit there own image ideas and then I would pic the best one.

Then another story was that on the broad in the class room there was a picture of Mr.Macky from South Park and then it said By: __Fuzz so Craig was like Did you draw that Sarah? and I was like No and he was like I just thought since it was Fuzz and all.

Part iv: Merchandise

Well in the fall or something like that I purchased a Hot Fuzz little promotional book thing that I love and it has pictures in it and a list of action/cop movies to check out and it is very good. ♥

Then at Chapters there was a make your own opoly game so I bought it and made a HotFuzzopoly.

Also as a art assignment in art class we had to design a movie poster so I was like Hell Yes I am doing Hot Fuzz which I did but I don't have a picture of it on the computer so that will have to wait

Part v: Still Talking About Hot Fuzz Every 2 Seconds

So now I relate everything to Hot Fuzz here are somethings I do or have done, now when ever the police come by I say My My Here Come The Fuzz, I correct people when they are saying bad police vocab, I quote parts all of the time.

Other Facts are: WE were looking at books and then my dad found some Police one and then I was all like it is too much like Hot Fuzz (which it was) and then he was like well I just thought I would try since you have a thing for cops.

Nick Frost's (the other cop in Hot Fuzz) birthday is the day after my brothers, His is March 28th and Grant's is March 27th (which is crazy due to what I mentioned above)

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