Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Dear Jessica.

Well I disided to call this blog Dear Jessica, becasue we have come to a conclustion that she is the only one who reads my blogs but it is open for all if you happen to stuble apoun my bloging. So it pretty much has been a month since I last posted and I need to write another one right now. Wow I am A.D.D I just forgot I was in the middle of writing this. Ok so I got into college which is pretty sweet but I don't wanta talk about that right now so I wont. OK so lets talk about what I did yesterday July 20th. me and Grant. and Ross and Reise went bowling which is funny because 2 years or 3 years ago I think it was 3 years ago shit time goes by fast, me Jenna and Kim and Patrisha went Bowling with Pitman for his birthday which happens to be on July 20th. That happened to just be a mistake and not on purpose that we went on July 20th. So that was fun but the best part about going bowling was that after we went to DQ and I found my future husband there (yes you thought that I was going to say becuase of the ice cream but you guessed wrong...and when I say 'you' I am not talking to Jessica I am talking to who ever is happening to read this which is probley just Jessica) so yes I found my dream man but I will never ever ever see him again which makes me very very very sad. So now you (whom ever is reading this...jessica) is probley like what does this mystery man look like whom you (sarah) will be marring in the near future? if you are able to magicaly stock him down and force him to marry you. Well I will tell you what he looks like. So he was at DQ with another man and a pregnant chick but I think that the pregnant chick belonged to the other man that is not my future husband (wow I really hope that he does not find this on this website or else it would be mighty creepy and he would know that I am talking about him since I have put down the date, location, people he was with and his discription, the only thing that I don't know about him is his name, age, relationship status which is probley single intull i find you Sarah, address, phone number, email, if his parents are still living, if he has any sibalings, what kind of movies he likes, if he smokes and or drinks, if he is about to have an affair with Sarah Dee, what car he drives, if he has tattoos, what he does for a living, if he likes long walks on the beach, if he likes Kids In The Hall, if he has a s.t.i, I know s.t.d sounds better but technocly it is a s.t.i so I shall use that, etc. ) So this is what he looked like oh how love sick I am and how crushed I am that I will never see him again. Ok so man who probley was named Michael becasue ever man is named Michael or David or Mark, or Bruce, or Kevin, or Scott. Ok well I pretty much just named the Kids In The Hall exspet for Micheal, there is no kid named Michael in the kids but it was produced by Lauren Michales. Anyways I do hope his name is Scott though because that happens to be my favourite name. So I shall call him Scotty for now on. So Scotty had wonderful beautiful brown hair which was probley around my shade and it was in a man cut and his front part went in the air but was not all grossly geled but just put up as if some one like me were to laugh and then stroke my fingers up threw his hair and have it stay. (oh yes the hair-do that tells everyone that you were just with a girl it might even be more effective then a hicky which happens to be an old fase or at least that is what I have come to think...please inform me if i am wrong...Jessica and or anyone else who might be reading this, although I was resently accused of having one since I was wearing a scarf in side which happened to be my sum 41 scarf so I thought that I would be off the hook but appently I was not but in my defence I did not have a hicky I was just trying to be as cool as Sam Adams. Wow my music just scared me soo much I did some kinda ripple body shake motion it was quite strange.) So yes where was I oh yes talking about Scotty, and then he had a wonderful full beard covering that face of his which I love but I don't know if all woman like the beard but I LOVE it!!!!! (You can also imform me on that, who ever is reading this...Jessica) So yea it was a nice full beard but it was not a long beard which is good becuase that is not 100% good but it depends on the person who is waring the long beard like Chris Steele (Y) long beard good! So yea Scotty's was nicely groomed but full and he had the stash also. When I say full beard or George Pettit. I am talkign about a full beard and not a small stragley one like Eric Gotts (Tyron Leitso)Where you an still see the skin threw although I also love that too but not on every guy. So Scotty had the hair the beard and what made the man was the wonderful, crazy, insance, beautiful, deep, amazing DEEP BLUE EYES that were deep and yet bold and wonderful just poking out of his hairy face and head. FUCK he was hot!!! So he also was wearing a green and white striped rugby shirt (wonderful!) and I think tha the was wearing shorts but I cannot remember. So anyways i was down at the counter and he was there at the counter and I think I was beside him or just one person away from him because my brother's snot nose friends were probley in the way but if I remember correctly I was pretty close. So yea then Scotty was all fighting with his friend becuase he wanted to pay even though the baby's daddy already gave his PC credit card to the till worker who also happened to be good looking but he was a boy and I am attracted to men. So then Scotty was all trying to hand money to the clurk and all was like take my money the woman is pregent which did not make much sence but oh well and then he had his money all over the counter pushing the Baby's Daddy out of the way and then Scotty was like to the clurk look into my eyes (for some reason) but then I was like gladly (although I did not say that out loud or else that would have been really weird or could have broken the ice) But in the end the clurk took the credit card from the Baby's daddy. So yea then we sat down and Scotty and the baby's daddy and the prego woman were going out side and then I saw them sit down and then I was all like hey guys lets go out side and eat it is such a beautiful night (cough beautiful man out) so they were all like yea lets so we went out side and we said there and looked at Scotty and then there was this cute little child who was waving to us and saying hi. So then after we went and ran in the feild (Me and Grant and the other two) and then when I looked after Scotty was gone and I was crushed!!!!!!!!
That is my story hope you liked it.
Bowling ID.
Sarah = Spit Roast
Grant = Hot Steve
Ross = Dawn Weiner
Reese (sp wrong) = Hinez it up







George Pettit (Groomed-ish Beard)
Eric Gotts (Tyron Leitso) Stragley BeardChris Steele (Over grown beard)




Friday, June 20, 2008

Sarah's World

Ok I now know what a horrible speller I am due to the title of my last post which is called "My Fist Blog" instead of my "My First Blog" so I feel really bad and stupid so i thought that I would clear things up before too much damage was done since I don't think that any one has read my blogs yet therefore no one will think that I am not smart because I have now cleared that all up. Ok now onto the important stuff...
At the moment I am sitting here watching Wayne's World 2 CHA! Oh how I love the Wayne so much that I have a picture (that I retreaved from the inner case of the DVD the one with all the chapters listed on it now I am unable to read what chapter I am about to watch but that does not matter becuase I know all of the movie off by heart) any ways I have the picture mounted on my bedroom wall behind glass that is how much I love Wayne and Garth! Right now I am watching number 2 which is on Much Music yes they finnialy put on a good movie! I have to admit that I also love the 2nd on although I do not own it or have not seen it as much as i have seen number 1. That does not really matter though do to number 2 does not have the wonderful Queen car scean but it does have the wonderful YMCA scean. Thanks to growing up with the love of Wayne's World (this was not a new thing that I have jumped on to) I have known my whole life what I am going to do with my life and that is have it just like Wayne but pretty much with out the Cable Access TV Show and The cool slang but I will be like Wayne oh yes I will be like Wayne.

I will like to end this note with a Excellent and a SHAWING!


-Sarah Dee!!!!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

My fist blog.

Ok so i finnaly am able to write a blog after 2 hours of trying since this computer is so stupidly slow, I gave up and then went on stardoll and that was a mistake and then I went on to myspace and then that worked out YAY myspace. So I finnaly got onto this blog site and found out that I already had an account on this site :O but did not post any blogs so here we go thank you Miss Jessica Michelle, I have jumped onto the bloging band wagon and we will see how long it is before I tumple off. So now I will quite my explantion and start my blog and say everything that I was going to say but put it in passtence maybe maybe not we shall see how this goes. PS. I like to write...A LOT!

Here I am Sarah Dee writing her first blog while on my (i will now switch to 1st person) laptop and I am feeling a lot like Carrie Bradshaw exsept with less sex and more city, well actully if it was more city I would be saying that London Ontario was bigger and grander than New York which happens to be untrue since London is no where close to New York or would ever be close to size or as cool as New York, if we are lucky all London will be like adventuly would be Toronto but still we are very far away from that. So when I was first going to write this blog, I was watching So You Think You Can Dance?/How to find a husband, while doing my nails, Yes that is ture you read it right, in secreate I am really a girl and not a skum sucking metal head will maybe a bit. After watching So You Think You Can Dance? Which I love but can't dance and watching How To Find A Husband which is also a good show now thanks to Sally's help I will be able to have a husband and children by the age of 30 (like she wanted) and not be a lonesome T.V. personality looking for a husband at the age of 37 tust me she is already screwed she wont be able to have any children at her age, lets just hope that she will marry Andy becuase he already has 2 teenagers. So then after I watched them to shows I watched my fave show Trading Spouses oh yes they are all so CRAZY! I need to go on that show plus the $50,000 is just a bonus the ture experiance is in the meeting the new family and turning into a crazy phyco hose beast and watching all there reactions, I am sure that people would still go on it if they were not going to be paid. $50, 000. So now I am watching my comedy (i had to look at the thing in the corner inorder to spell it I am very bad at that spelling junk as you can probley tell by not paying attention to what I have writen but to all of my mistakes of spelling and grammer, thanks alot.) so at the moment (yes we have cought up to the prestent) watching The Daily Show with John Stewert and now he is talking to Steve Corelle which I do like but at the moment him and John anit funny. So in about 5 min the big guns are going to come on which is The Corber(t) Repor(t) which happens to be very very very very funny and I love him unlike John Stewert who only reseaves a few chuckles out of my head while Steve Corber(t) makes me LAUGH! Well I want to write more but I don't want to write a whole bunch of stuff becasue people will be like "ew long! I am not going to take up 5 min of my time to read what took Sarah Dee half her brain capasity to write and a long time to write up." So if you are still reading this don't ever use that sentence in your life or at least when you are reading my blogs and material. So today was the fisrt day of NO SCHOOL HEYO! But I have an exam on Friday and one on Monday so I can't get to relaxed. (like my dad at the moment who is sleeping and snoring away, now he is missing The Corber(t) Repor(t) his fave show because he fell asleep during The Daily Show oh what have you done to him Jonh Stewert? But I will not wake him since he will wake up in 5 min and then probley fall asleep agian after awaking up for 2 min.) So today on my first day of no school I did not do anything which is not a new thing and I have not gotten dressed yet, and I just watched T.V. today, got to watch Family Fude today HOLLA! Then I finnished watching Rocky Horror Picture Show which came out 33 years ago WA!? Then I realized that Frankin what ever his name is (who i thought was rocky but thought wrong) was played by that one actor who I forget his name for but I think his last name is a herb or garnish of some type that was in the movie Clue and Scary Movie 2 that looks like Richard B (that crazy rich clames that he is a Virgin guy) and then I was like that is crazy because I like him very much in that movie. Then I read a whole lot of the book Prince Caspian which I am almost done and then after I am going to watch the movie. I also begain reading it out load in some axesent which then turned into a Swedish one, which i did not know I was capable of doing. That then was my day it was Wondergreat! they just said that on some comerial that says you will get a 'potentialmagnet' if you try out one of there cars which is probley untrue. Which is sad becuase I want to get one of em. Any ways I am done! Please feel free to leave your comments!


-Sarah Dee